LAUREN LIKES TO OWN MUSIC THINGS

I WANT I WANT I WANTTTT



http://www.vitaminrecords.com/web/page.asp?pgs=product&catid=20&id=990

LAUREN LIKES TO OWN THINGS

-HYPERVENTILATES-

http://www.sharingmachine.com/index.php?item=46

Love is a temporary madness.

Sometimes certain movies are made that make you wonder why living is worthwhile. One of such movies is to be released April of this year. What, you may ask, could it be?



Apparently, Miley Cyrus believes this movie will garner* some Oscars come next season. In the words of Paul F. Tompkins, it may win some technical awards. You know, like for technically being a movie. Really, I have nothing against Miley Cyrus. Her music does serve some kind of purpose, and there always has to be some kind of unbearable female teen idol in charge of every preteen in the universe. However, does she really think that her movie could contend with any other movie in existence, ever? Oh wait. There's one movie that could be worse.


Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience.


Now, here's another occurrence of
LAUREN LIKES TO OWN THINGS

What do I want to own today? Allow me to tell you.



http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/kitsch-daft/tattoos/index.html

How cool would that BE? No pain or parental criticism required.

Also,



http://bombalurina.bigcartel.com/product/the-simple-romantic-in-silver-envelope-locket-necklace-with-i-love-you-card

SO CUTE, RIGHT? Makes you kind of want a real life love letter.

Dreaming of said real life things,

LAUREN

*Word of the Day usage. 10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR

Alliteration is a Reason to Lie; Just Ask Ben Folds

My life is HARD*, man. After a long, hard day of doing barely any homework, I decided to reward myself. I baked some cookies. They are the greatest ever. Immaculate Baking Company? Immaculate, indeed.



Now here's a segment I'm going to name
-drumroll please-
LAUREN LIKES TO OWN THINGS
Today I mostly want to own two things.

1) A shirt with this printed on it:


http://www.sharingmachine.com/index.php?item=19

and

2) These adorable tooth earrings:


http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=4189&cat=283&bf=hs


RANDOM AOL INSTANT MESSENGER INTERLUDE

anIMfromlauren (10:43:13 PM): aheresyofcute.blogspot.com
broadwaybaby8686 (10:45:38 PM): thats odd
broadwaybaby8686 (10:45:45 PM): i never saw you as a blogger
anIMfromlauren (10:45:53 PM): psh
anIMfromlauren (10:45:56 PM): why not?
broadwaybaby8686 (10:46:13 PM): your not fat lazy and jealous of people richer than you



To end my post, I will tell you something I read online today that is funny. Whenever someone says your or you're incorrectly, zing them in the rectum with this little beauty:
Your is possessive, as in "your public school education is showing".
I lol'ed at this. Grammar jokes are funny. SUE ME.

P.S. Obviously I have nothing against public schools, for I am in one. However, you get the point, yes? Good.

WHAM, ANOTHER POST BY
-LAUREN


*That's not the only thing.